Fun facts about Beef Lips that you probably didn't know:

• They're edible!

• Cows use them to whistle at other cows!

• Those little nubby parts on the inside? They're fucking NASTY.

• You can try to IM Beef Lips, but they will rarely respond.

• Beef Lips are considered valuable currency in the country of Biflippia. So are Bee Flips, but they are much harder to collect.

• This blog is fucking stupid, but whatever, right.