I went to the butcher shop today to get my favorite thing ever (hint: it rhymes with "BEEF LIPS!!!") and when I asked the butcher for some beef lips he looks at me all weird and he's like "What do I look like?? Some kind of bee trainer? How do you get a bee to do flips?" Okay, so, then he turned, like, 87 shades of red because he realized his mistake (I was asking for *beef lips*) and he gives me an extra beef lip (YUM!) and tells me not to tell anyone what happened. And I was like, "FUCK YOU, OLD MAN! I'LL PAY FULL PRICE BECAUSE I'M TELLING *EVERYONE* ABOUT YOUR HIGHLY-EMBARASSING GAFFE!"
Beef lips!
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Beef Lips 4 Life!
I <3 Beef Lips cuz they are so awesome. You can eat them or throw them at people or you can give them to your dog.
Welcome to BeeFlips!
This is a maiden entry into the dual worlds of Bee Flips and Beef Lips. Fans of either disciplines are welcome.
Anyone else can fuck off.
Anyone else can fuck off.
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