Blog Update Time.

Okay, so a lot of readers have been noticing that this blog isn't updated very frequently. The truth is that there is rarely any new developments in either the Bee Flip or Beef Lip industries. They are both very seasonal and steady in their respective growth.

Subscribers to "Bee Flip Weekly" Magazine often grouse about the recycled articles about Bee Flips. People who tune in to channel 400 in Portland, Oregon complain about how the Beef Lip News Network is simply a video loop of a chimp banging two gas cans together.

Rest assured, as soon as there are any new items in either category, you'll hear it here FIRST.

Seacrest out.

People are mean. :(

So, the other day I was at a cafe enjoying some gazpacho soup (cool, and summery!) when some guys ran up to my table and said, "Holy cow! There are bees outside doing flips! You should go get a picture for your blog!" (The blog is getting famous, it seems.) So out I run, but when I get there? No flipping bees. No bees of any kind, really. Boo! I go back in to finish my lunch, but they guys had taken over my seat, and then one of them flung the gazpacho in my face, which burned quite badly, as they had had the waiter heat it up while I was outside. Who would do such a thing to me, or the gazpacho!?!?!!?

Welcome to BeeFlips!

This is a maiden entry into the dual worlds of Bee Flips and Beef Lips. Fans of either disciplines are welcome.

Anyone else can fuck off.