People are mean. :(

So, the other day I was at a cafe enjoying some gazpacho soup (cool, and summery!) when some guys ran up to my table and said, "Holy cow! There are bees outside doing flips! You should go get a picture for your blog!" (The blog is getting famous, it seems.) So out I run, but when I get there? No flipping bees. No bees of any kind, really. Boo! I go back in to finish my lunch, but they guys had taken over my seat, and then one of them flung the gazpacho in my face, which burned quite badly, as they had had the waiter heat it up while I was outside. Who would do such a thing to me, or the gazpacho!?!?!!?